What do you call man with a seagull on his head? --------CLIFF

What do you call man with a spade stuck inthe top of his head?-------DOUG

What do you call a mna without a spade stuck in the top of his head?------DOUGLAS

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming in the sea?-------BOB

What do you call a man with no arms and legs who can swim the channel?-------Clever Dick

What do you call a woman who does impressions of police cars?-----NINA

What do you call a woman who knows how to get across a gap?------BRIDGET

What do you call a woman who doesn't just use a book and a candle?-----ANNABEL

What do you call woman with a hairy top lip?---------TASH

what do you call the womn who operates your sun-bed?------TANYA

What do you call a man with a family of foxes up his arse?------DEN

What do you call a man on the top of an oil well?-------DEREK

What do you call a man who shoots down aeroplanes?------SAM

What do you call a man who's full of Southampton Football Club?----DEL

What do you call a man who's always being p*****d on by americans?-----JOHN

What do you call a man who keeps you fit?------JIM

What do you call a man who smells of French cheese?------BARRY

What do you call a woman who manufactures window ledges?---CILLA

What do you call a woman who manufactures precious stones?----GEMMA

What do you call a woman who hires buildings on a long term agreement?-------LISA

What do you call a woman who completes a list of flightless birds that starts Ostrich, Emu, Kiwi, ------ANDREA

What do you call a man who's made of thick, black , crumbly mud?---PETE

What do you call an English woman who's had 3 double whiskys?------JILL

What do you call a woman who's been punched by Batman?-----PAM

What do you call a woman who's been dropped out of a cows bum?----PAT

What do you call a woman who's the ship's backup securing device?---BIANCA

What do you call a man who's too polite to swear properly?----DARREN

What do you call a man who's made of money?-----FRANK

What do you call a man who's made of newspaper?-----RUSSELL

What do you call a woman who's a very small amount of drugs?----TRACEY

What do you call an american man who's swallowed a lump of Anthracite? -------COLIN

What do you call a man who's swallowed a Korean off-road vehicle?----KEVIN

what do you call a man with an insect on his head?-----ANTON

what do you call a woman who helps you with the shopping?----CARRIE

What do you call a woman who's always matchmaking?----MARIA

What do you call a woman who's always in court after damages?--SUE

What do you call a man who's bum is made of metal?----NICHOLAS

What do you call a man who's cut himself shaving?----NICK

What do you call a man with a mouthful of cheese flan?---KEITH

What do you call a on the top of a building>
?----RUTH

What do you call a man who drinks salt water?---BRIAN

What do you call a man who always wins?-----VICTOR

What do you call a woman who manufactures items for beauty contests?---SASHA

What do you call a man who looks like a duck?----BILL

What do you call a man who looks lioke a Malayan wavy bladed dagger?----CHRIS

What do you call a woman who stops toilets leaking?--LUCILLE

What do you call a woman who is a product designed to unblock toilets? LOUISE

What do you call a woman who's just dropped a hot coal down the toilet?--LUCINDA