Signs You're Going To Spend All Your Life Single

• Although you know the batting average of every New York Yankee, you can't remember your girlfriend's dress size, the colour of her eyes or her name.
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  The makers of "Frozen Meals For One" made you their "Customer of the
  Year" -- again.
  
  
• In your world, nothing says "I love you" like a head butt.
  
  
• Back in high school you were voted "Most likely to die alone, in a big-empty house."
  
• Klingon, unfortunately, is not a very romantic language.
  
  
• You'll master the art of meeting women as soon as they make a PlayStation game about it.
  
  
• Who has time for dating when you're building a life-size Spock out of Lego?
  
  
• Even after years of therapy, you still wear your bright orange parachute pants because "chicks dig 'em."
  
  
• No woman can ever seem to make you feel as *alive* as you felt at the TrekMania '74 convention.
  
  
• Snatching a grape off a block of ice with your buttcheeks may have had the whole frat house laughing back in college, but it doesn't seem to be much of a hit with your date here at Starbucks.