In WinNT did DNA

A stately Guide-to-all decree

So Jim, the program-giver ran,

Through routines measureless to man

Down to a bugless C

So twice five files of fertile thought

To digital village were soonest wrought

Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree¹

And here were jokes as ancient as the hills

Enfolding sunny folks we all envy

But oh! that deep, be-bearded hippy slanted

Off to the right at some artistic angle

Whene'er his name upon the screen is printed

A savage man! so holy and enchanted

From what I hear he makes the ladies tingle...

But in this hippy, ceaseless turmoil seething,

As if the man in fast thick pants (!) were breathing,

A lust for travel momently was forced:

And thus a bombshell of grave news has burst

Researchers come to here record their hail

Or just lament his leaving and here wail:

It is an ancient Editor

And he stoppeth one of three

'By thy thin black beard and glittering eye

Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?'

He holds him with his skinny hand

'A great website!' quoth he,

'Hold off, unhand me, wisp-beard loon!'

Eftsoons his hand dropt he.

He holds him with his glittering eye

The Researcher stood still

And listens like a three years' child,

The Editor hath his will.

'The site was cheered, the cheques were cleared

Merrily did we toil

To build a Guide that all would write,

We burned the midnight oil.'

'And then the dotcom bubble burst

And royally f****d were we

But still we sailed our chosen course

Thanks to the BBC.'

'At length did come an Albatross

Through the fog it came

'Moderation' it was called

We hailed it in God's name.'

'But now I'm cussed with wander-lust

My desk I'll leave behind

To Africa the road calls me

Off site and out of mind.'

'O sweeter than the marriage-feast

Tis sweeter far to me

To walk off now into the sun

With goodly company.'

'Farewell, farewell! But this I tell

To thee thou Researcher:

The site's yours now, but this I trow -

Break it and I'll getcher!'

With further profuse apologies to yer man Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

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