Breakfast Tiff

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Breakfast Tiff

'Call that bread – it's more like expanded

polystyrene! How do you expect me to

eat that rubbish? Butter? It's just yellow

sludge. Talk about a greasy spoon! I'd

drink the coffee, only I bet it'll taste like

the muddy water it resembles. Is that

supposed to be marmalade? It looks like

engine oil. This table cloth isn’t just dirty with age and use – it's covered in thick dust as well.

How can the authorities allow this? Why don't they shut this dirt trap down?'


The empty museum of modern life,

reflected back its neglect. Poor dummy!
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