Elfin

I'm very small and very shy.

  • I hate clowns - They have stupid faces, especially the lips.
  • I hate monkeys - They have stupid faces.
  • I hate teddy bears - They have stupid smiles on their stupid faces.
  • I hate parrots - They think they're "it" just because they can talk.
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    Elfin

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