World Domination? No problem. H2G2 is the only challenge for me...
Greetings, mortals. I am Minos, the Leader of the Krylma! I am here to bedazzle, conquer, and spread ruination and anarchy wherever I go. Make me your overlord. Very few others are qualified for the job. And think about it: if all the world was under my control, there would be no more wars. All of the scientists in the world could join together, and the cosmos would belong to everyone! It would be an equal opportunities existence, and nearly everyone would have the option of running for public office. But perhaps you should see my resume first.
Atlantis is real. But it'll be ashes when I'm done
On h2g2, my first appearance came when Afgncaap5 needed a villain for the h2g2 movie TDANE1, so he invented me. That may have seemed innocent enough at the time, but he gave me just enough past and character for me to become a seperate entity on h2g2. Since I've become a researcher, I have accumulated a great deal of power:
My supervillains syndicate STUMPED
My army of Killer Rabbits from Mt. SandEverest
My army of rat-ants from the Aroma Cafe's Forest
My armies of robotic warriors
My legions of Krylma troops
And as if this weren't enough, many of the members of STUMPED own their own armies which I have access to sometimes. Wouldn't it be so much easier just to surrender Earth now instead of waiting for the invasion?
The H2G2 Natural History Museum
Hey, you can find me in The H2G2 Natural History Museum, run by Amy The Ant.
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
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| Attack!!! *evil alien laughter* | Jan 2, 2003 |
| Annoyed | Jun 5, 2002 |
| Caught | Apr 4, 2002 |
| Royal Marines or USMC? | Apr 1, 2002 |
| Yo! | Dec 29, 2001 |
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
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| The Hazing Chamber (JOIN HERE!) | Nov 24, 2001 | Jul 31, 2011 |
| Sewage Spotters: in the Sewer Circus | Nov 5, 2000 | Jun 24, 2011 |
| The Obelisk of Sha'Du | No Posting | May 8, 2011 |
| District Attorney's Office | No Posting | Feb 10, 2011 |
| The Lab | Dec 11, 2001 | Feb 7, 2011 |
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