SULTANDUDE (Lover of Princess Toy)'S SPACE
Yo Dudes! Welcome to a microcosm of my world. This is my little niche in h2g2 and I am becoming increasing fond of it. I was born in Canada but have been a Nomad all my life. Twenty two years ago I went to Thailand for a holiday and have been living there ever since. I guess you could say I've taken a shine to it. Below is a representation of the festival of Songkran which takes place in April. It has evolved into the biggest and longest water pistol fight in the world. It coincides with the Thai New Year.
The Book of Tricky Situations
The book of tricky situations is a LIVE work, a bit like H2G2 it will never be finished as new tricky situations arise every day! Myself and several friends are compiling it in our spare time and meet regularly to discuss new tricky situations we have found ourselves in and how to get out of them. This usually turns into a heavy duty drinking session and nobody can remember what was discussed, hence the slow progress in publishing even the incomplete version.
Motto
- This ain't no dress rehersal! -
Four letter words
WORK - I work in the equatorial rain forest in Gabon in Central West Africa.
PLAY - I play in Thailand, Gabon, Paris, and sometimes England and Spain.
LUST - I lust after Princess Toy.
LOVE - 100% sure! We got married 18th of October 2008.
KISS - Kissing is an art and I'm currently enjoying Princess Toy's technique.
Hobbies
Well, haven't really got too many hobbies any more. Since I co-founded the Chemical Bros., seem to spend an awful lot of time in go-go bars drinking humungeous amounts of Heineken interspersed with shooters, my favouite being "Titty Tequila". Sometimes Princess Toy is not amused. Of course I explained to her that this is research for the article I will be writing for the benefit of the h2g2 community if I ever find my memory.
List of things to do before I die
Clear my list of women I want to make love to
An ambitious task as the list just seems to grow and grow, hell I added Hermelia and Manuela just yesterday.Go to Las Vegas
Have enough Air France air miles for a round the world ticket, want to visit L.A., San Francisco, drive up to Las Vegas in a red Chevy convertible with the boot (trunk for those across the pond) full of fear and loathing. UPDATE - Been there and done that except it was a in a silver Corvette convertible!
Learn to speak Thai fluently
Can speak enough to get by now but want to be fluent so I can understand all the conversations, my friend who is fluent says it's pretty damn interesting sometimes.
Keeper of Go-G0 bars
h2g2 a go-go
It does'nt look much from the outside, but inside will blow you're socks off!
Go-Go girls required, interviews here
"Okay, you've got the job but you can't wear that." "Hey Doris, how are the thongs coming along?" (THINKS-She's a bit plump for my usual taste but what the hell, variety is the spice of life)
"Yes babes, you're hired, come back to my office for a drink and we'll talk about the bonus system and whatever else comes up."
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| Happy Birthday! | Feb 21, 2007 |
| You Okay??? | Jan 16, 2005 |
| Yo dude | Sep 27, 2003 |
| Kasia here | Dec 27, 2002 |
| Happy Birthday Sultandude - just in case you look in..... | Dec 12, 2001 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Tell Us A Joke | Jun 16, 2002 | Dec 15, 2024 |
| ~drool~ thread | Jun 24, 2002 | Mar 12, 2021 |
| The Pierce the Pirate Fan Club.. | Feb 14, 2007 | Jan 15, 2021 |
| Bar is OPEN!!! | Dec 27, 2002 | Oct 30, 2018 |
| The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! | Oct 1, 2001 | Nov 21, 2011 |
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man
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