Poetry and Fiction by Prof Animal Chaos
Created | Updated Sep 20, 2020
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This page contains the archive for the poetry and fiction
written by Prof Animal Chaos which has appeared in The Post.
| Date | Title | |
| 09.12.04 | No Bets Taken | |
| 16.12.04 | Yes, Darling! | |
| 06.01.05 | To Touch a Void | |
| 15.06.06 | Dream! Tomorrow's Only Reality | |
| 03.05.07 | Compassion | |
| 14.06.07 | Many Hills | |
| 23.08.07 | The Case of the Housebound Fog - Chapter 1 | |
| 06.09.07 | The Case of the Housebound Fog - Chapter 2 | |
| 20.09.07 | The Case of the Housebound Fog - Chapter 3 | |
| 04.10.07 | The Case of the Housebound Fog - Chapter 4 | |
| 18.10.07 | The Case of the Housebound Fog - Chapter 5 | |
| 20.12.07 | Another Christmas Day | |
| 17.01.08 | Lurks the Shadows of the Street | |
| 10.04.08 | To Kill A Cold | |
| 05.06.08 | The Notice | |
| 19.06.08 | There's Light Ahead | |
| 11.09.08 | War Breaks Out In The Kitchen | |
| 25.09.08 | The Kitchen War... cont'd... | |
| 09.10.08 | The Kitchen War... cont'd again... | |
| 06.11.08 | A Voyage of Uneventuality From the Realms of Middle and Two Thirds Earth | |
| 16.04.09 | Kitchen Wars v4 - Armageddon Series 1 | |
| 16.04.09 | Dream! Tomorrow's only Reality | |
| 30.04.09 | Kitchen Wars v4 - Armageddon Series 2 | |
| 14.05.09 | Kitchen Wars v4 - Armageddon Series 3 | |
| 23.07.09 | I'd Prove It All | |
| 17.09.09 | U.S.C. NOMAD – Tour of Tomorrow | |
| 05.10.09 | U.S.C. NOMAD – Tour of Tomorrow : Part 2 | |
| 10.05.10 | Featuring: Another Inspector Gasgonnoff Isnoton Investigation - The Case Of The Case That Wasn't Solved | |
| 17.05.10 | The h2g2 Poem: Who Are We? | |
| 24.05.10 | The h2g2 Poem: We Can Dream | |
| 08.06.10 | The h2g2 Poem: Time Lapse | |
| 20.09.10 | Saving the World in 1000 Words: Prof's Method | |
| 13.12.10 | The Instruction Manual's Instruction manual | |
| 28.02.11 | For want of a drink | |
| 11.04.11 | You've Never Heard of One, But Now You'll Want one | |
| 08.08.11 | Astral Dinosaurs | |
| 22.08.11 | The Place of Green Tendrils | |
| 19.09.11 | Walk Over Me! | |
| 31.10.11 | Halloween, or Night of the Event of It! | |
| 21.11.11 | Mad Is Just a Three-Letter Word | |
| 09.01.12 | New Inventions for a New Year | |
| 23.01.12 | Galactic News Weekly | |
| 19.03.12 | Prof Animal Chaos' Magical Mystery Quiz | |
| 19.03.12 | Prof Animal Chaos' Magical Mystery Quiz: Answers, of a Sort | |
| 09.04.12 | Life Is | |
| 06.08.12 | The Reunion: A Writing Challenge | |
| 24.09.12 | Rodney and Reggie 1: Silence is Golden | |
| 01.10.12 | Rodney and Reggie 2: The Secret of Night Vision | |
| 08.10.12 | Rodney and Reggie 3: Down Under? | |
| 15.10.12 | Rodney and Reggie 4: Where to Aim the Bombs | |
| 22.10.12 | Rodney and Reggie 5: Which Way Are We Going? | |
| 29.10.12 | Rodney and Reggie 6: Guy Fawkes Night | |
| 05.11.12 | Rodney and Reggie 7: The Importance of Chocs | |
| 12.11.12 | Rodney and Reggie 8: Fresh Air and Exercise | |
| 19.11.12 | Rodney and Reggie 9: Overeducated | |
| 26.11.12 | Rodney and Reggie 10: Map Reading | |
| 03.12.12 | Rodney and Reggie 11: Wing Walking | |
| 10.12.12 | Rodney and Reggie 12: Sign language | |
| 17.12.12 | Rodney and Reggie 13: Rubber bombs | |
| 24.12.12 | Rodney and Reggie 14: Christmas Truce | |
| 31.12.12 | Rodney and Reggie 15: Fog Lamps | |
| 07.01.13 | Rodney and Reggie 16 : The Red Baron appears | |
| 14.01.13 | Rodney and Reggie 17 :Losing Altitude | |
| 21.01.13 | Rodney and Reggie 18 :The awesome Red Baron | |
| 28.01.13 | Rodney and Reggie 19 :Close Formation | |
| 04.02.13 | Rodney and Reggie 20: Ammunition Shortage | |
| 11.02.13 | Rodney and Reggie 21: Still Out of Ammunition | |
| 18.02.13 | Rodney and Reggie 22: Flying Experience | |
| 25.02.13 | Rodney and Reggie 23: Briefing questions | |
| 04.03.13 | Rodney and Reggie 24: Surrounded | |
| 11.03.13 | Rodney and Reggie 25: Military Target | |
| 18.03.13 | Rodney and Reggie 26: Fog is Thick | |
| 25.03.13 | Rodney and Reggie 27: In-Flight Catering | |
| 01.04.13 | Rodney and Reggie 28: Fun Fact About Dogfighting | |
| 08.04.13 | Rodney and Reggie 29: When Experts Disagree | |
| 15.04.13 | Rodney and Reggie 30: Mysterious Pilot | |
| 22.04.13 | Rodney and Reggie 31: Up Periscope | |
| 29.04.13 | Rodney and Reggie 32: Keeping Score | |
| 06.05.13 | Rodney and Reggie 33: Attractive Decals | |
| 13.05.13 | Rodney and Reggie 34: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | |
| 20.05.13 | Rodney and Reggie 35: Another New Pilot | |
| 27.05.13 | Rodney and Reggie 36: Hide and Seek | |
| 03.06.13 | Rodney and Reggie 37: Meals on Wheels | |
| 10.06.13 | Rodney and Reggie 38: A Spot of Rain | |
| 17.06.13 | Rodney and Reggie 39: A Touch of Sun | |
| 24.06.13 | Rodney and Reggie 40: Use the Ladder | |
| 01.07.13 | Rodney and Reggie 41: Unpleasant Surprise | |
| 08.07.13 | Rodney and Reggie 42: It's Not the War That Gets You Down, It's the Jokes | |
| 15.07.13 | Rodney and Reggie 43: Ou est la Belgique | |
| 22.07.13 | Rodney and Reggie 44: Fish for Dinner | |
| 29.07.13 | Rodney and Reggie 45: Display of Ignorance | |
| 05.08.13 | Rodney and Reggie 46: Feathered Menace | |
| 12.08.13 | Rodney and Reggie 47: More Fishing | |
| 19.08.13 | Rodney and Reggie 48: Parachutes are a Nuisance | |
| 26.08.13 | Rodney and Reggie 49: Alternate Plans | |
| 02.09.13 | Rodney and Reggie 50: Who is who | |
| 09.09.13 | Rodney and Reggie 51: A Cunning Strategy | |
| 16.09.13 | Rodney and Reggie 52: In-flight Facilities | |
| 23.09.13 | Rodney and Reggie 53: Sundial Logic | |
| 30.09.13 | Rodney and Reggie 54: Wash Day | |
| 07.10.13 | Rodney and Reggie 55: The Race Is On | |
| 14.10.13 | Rodney and Reggie 56: Get Offa My Cloud | |
| 21.10.13 | Rodney and Reggie 57: Role Reversal | |
| 28.10.13 | Rodney and Reggie 58: Mascot Fright | |
| 04.11.13 | Rodney and Reggie 59: Cruising Altitude | |
| 11.11.13 | Rodney and Reggie 60: Bird Watching | |
| 18.11.13 | Rodney and Reggie 61: Just Dropping In | |
| 25.11.13 | Rodney and Reggie 62: Alien Abduction | |
| 02.12.13 | Rodney and Reggie 63: Get Well Message | |
| 09.12.13 | Rodney and Reggie 64: More Stunning Logic | |
| 30.12.13 | Rodney and Reggie 65: Borg Attack | |
| 06.01.14 | Rodney and Reggie 66: Balloon Subterfuge | |
| 13.01.14 | Rodney and Reggie 67: Anti-anti-aircraft | |
| 20.01.14 | Rodney and Reggie 68: Hot Date | |
| 27.01.14 | You Never Know | |
| 21.07.14. | Yorkshire Speak – Vol one | |
| 21.07.14 | Yorkshire Speak – Vol one: Answers | |
| 04.08.14. | Food and Surnames | |
| 04.08.14 | Food and Surnames Answers | |
| 11.08.14. | Yorkshire Speak – Vol two | |
| 11.08.14 | Yorkshire Speak – Vol two: Answers | |
| 18.08.14. | Food and Surnames 2 | |
| 18.08.14 | Food and Surnames 2 - Answers | |
| 29.09.14. | Pop Food Part 1 | |
| 29.09.14 | Pop Food Part 1 - Answers | |
| 06.10.14. | Pop Food Part 2 | |
| 06.10.14 | Pop Food Part 2 - Answers | |
| 13.10.14. | Mamas and Papas | |
| 13.10.14 | Mamas and Papas - Answers | |
| 05.01.15 | Just for a Laugh | |
| 04.07.16 | Prof Animal Chaos' Yorkshire Fitness Regimen for Seniors | |
| 26.12.16 | A Story, or Is it? | |
| 03.07.17 | Scorched-Earth Gardening | |
| 09.07.18 | Musical Interlude | |
| 16.07.18 | Yorkshire at a Glance | |
| 23.07.18 | Prof Animal Chaos' Rabbit Tale | |
| 23.07.18 | Video: Accomplishment! | |
| 08.04.19 | Topsy-Turvy | |
| 01.07.19 | At What Cost? | |
| 30.12.19 | A Change in Expectations | |
| 28.09.20 | Sing a Song of Nonsense |
