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The Escape Pod Dream Archive
| Date | Subject |
| 31.10.02 | 1: It only hurts when I read... |
| 07.11.02 | 2: If I didn't know you, would you dream about someone like me? |
| 14.11.02 | 3: Backhanded compliments from a forward person |
| 28.11.02 | 4: If I take you at your word, will you take a hike? |
| 05.12.02 | 5: I called, but they said you were unavailable and offered me a shovel... |
| 12.12.02 | 6: Hold still, I think I hear a waltz... |
| 19.12.02 | 7: Sir! Your tree is waiting! |
| 16.01.03 | 8: Three coins in the fountain gets you nicked for a five coin fine! |
| 23.01.03 | 9: If you ride the clutch, I won't ride with you. |
| 30.01.03 | 10: Somebody just told the Manglement that there is a New Millennium...and they want to visit the dealership to see the 'new car'... |
| 06.02.03 | 11: I've heard of you, and, no, you can't speak to my daughter! |
| 13.02.03 | 12: We did 'love' last week. When's 'slightly bothersome' day? |
| 20.02.03 | 13: The management would like to remind you that baby pictures in the personal ads is a no-no! |
| 27.02.03 | 14: There used to be a road here, didn't there? |
| 06.03.03 | 15: I didn't do it, but I know who did! |
| 20.03.03 | 16: Slang is as slang does... |
| 27.03.03 | 17: I'm sorry, is that your dipthong I just stepped on? Well, you shouldn't be sitting there with your back to me! |
| 03.04.03 | 18: Kiss my grits, Yoda! |
| 10.04.03 | 19: Kitchen problems and our friends at the utilities office: All I want is a clean cup... |
| 17.04.03 | 20: I ate more than my share, but I brought the toilette papier! |
| 24.04.03 | 21: Should the neck be that, um, prominent in the curve department? |
| 08.05.03 | 22: I don't mind the weeds, but the stagnant pond has got to go. |
| 15.05.03 | 23: Waving a stick of pungent incense in the face of a sterile future! |
| 22.05.03 | 24: Kosher Recipes from the Red Sea Scrolls |
| 29.05.03 | 25: The case for putting the tots back in the mills and teaching them by telepathy... |
| 12.06.03 | 26: Inference and Interference |
| 19.06.03 | 27: The Ballad of Pontillia Perlmutter, parts 1-4 exclusive. |
| 26.06.03 | 28: Where's Robert Palmer when you need him? |
| 03.07.03 | 29: No amount of school would have helped me. |
| 10.07.03 | 30: To honour and candlebrate a legacy whose man has gone to meet his manufacturer. |
| 17.07.03 | 31: Fiction this, fiction that... The fabric of lies is tattering. |
| 24.07.03 | 32: If it fits now, will it still after the smorgasbord? |
| 31.07.03 | 33: You're an actor? Might I have read something you wrote? |
| 07.08.03 | 34: Insecurity and humour: Why aren't you laughing!? |
| 14.08.03 | 35: Since 'New' and 'Improved' have failed, we are returning to 'Classic' and 'Devolved' |
| 21.08.03 | 36: I know what you did last summer because I still haven't got the stains out! |
| 04.09.03 | 37: The truly offensive and the offensive truth. |
| 11.09.03 | 38: I apologise for being alive. I promise not to do it again. |
| 18.09.03 | 39: When you've got your hand up a puppet, don't curl your fingers! |
| 25.09.03 | 40: A hole in the water. Who will walk out and take care of it? |
| 02.10.03 | 41: If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, sell him some Amway... |
| 09.10.03 | 42: Ol' 42 raises it's ugly head again! |
| 16.10.03 | 43: The end of a new beginning. |
| 23.10.03 | 44: I think my warranty voided itself! |
| 30.10.03 | 45: Salute to an unnamed hero: He does his best! |
| 06.11.03 | 46: Meanwhile, in a stench-packing factory in Saigon...' |
| 13.11.03 | 47: Fearless horror |
| 20.11.03 | 48: Don't judge a book by it's cover, see who edited it! |
| 27.11.03 | 49: Concerto for well-tempered clavier and well-hammered Xavier... |
| 04.12.03 | 50: Fourth Anniversary for Post, 50th column for Me |
| 11.12.03 | 51: Recipes for the Heights Baptist Church 50th Anniversary Cookbook |
| 18.12.03 | 52: Mommy, why is the cigar store Indian dressed like Santa? |
| 08.01.04 | 53: And now, for the Noon O'clock Knees! |
| 29.01.04 | 54: Which new year is it? Chinese is over, the Jewish is when? And the Mayan? |
| 05.02.04 | 55: 'Only the person whose name is on the account can pay this bill, Sir.' |
| 12.02.04 | 56: God-given Rights... And Lefts... The airing of grievances and appendages... |
| 19.02.04 | 57: The Fear of Living and the Cult of Death |
| 26.02.04 | 58: Movies and lies: The truth in 35 millimeters or less. |
| 04.03.04 | 59: I thought I threw this away. |
| 11.03.04 | 60: Favourite smells of 1965. |
| 18.03.04 | 61: The 61st Reason to Despair |
| 25.03.04 | 62: Et, Tu, Que? |
| 01.04.04 | 63: Forty days and forty nights with a selective amnesiac |
| 08.04.04 | 64: Don't look behind you when you're almost to the exit |
| 15.04.04 | 65: The Sesquicensequelabearableinachinashoppe Issue |
| 22.04.04 | 66: The Whole Wheat and Nothing But the Wheat Issue |
| 29.04.04 | 67: The Sensible Issue |
| 06.05.04 | 68: The Continental Breakfast Issue |
| 13.05.04 | 69: The Corrugated Silk Issue |
| 20.05.04 | 70: The 'Athletic Culture and its Discontents' Issue |
| 10.06.04 | 71: The Novice Novelist Issue |
| 17.06.04 | 72: The Ecumenical Smorgasbord Issue |
| 24.06.04 | 73: The Talking About Talk Issue |
| 01.07.04 | 74: The Fear of Rejection and Horror of Acceptance Issue |
| 08.07.04 | 75: The Flip-Flops and Biros Issue |
| 15.07.04 | 76: The 'Huh?' Issue |
| 22.07.04 | 77: The **** *** ** * Issue |
| 29.07.04 | 78: The Fear of Work Issue |
| 05.08.04 | 79: The 'Who Let You Out of the House Without a Keeper?' Issue |
| 12.08.04 | 80: The Artificially Banana-scented Issue |
| 19.08.04 | 81: The Week As I Saw It Issue |
| 26.08.04 | 82: The Stupid Issue |
| 02.09.04 | 83: The Too Drink to Drunk Issue |
| 09.09.04 | 84: The September Eleventh Issue |
| 16.09.04 | 85: The Fictional Issue |
| 23.09.04 | 86: The 'So, Who Asked You and Why Didn't They Ask Me First?' Issue |
| 30.09.04 | 87: The Personality Issue |
| 14.10.04 | 88: The More Incomplete Deformation Available Soon Issue |
| 21.10.04 | 89: The Billing Is Easy, It's Collection That's Hard Issue |
| 28.10.04 | 90: The 'Just a Pinch Will Do' Issue |
| 04.11.04 | 91: The 'Hark, The Dog Doth Bark!' Issue |
| 18.11.04 | 92: The Tolerant Issue |
| 10.02.05 | 93: The Asperger's Issue |
| 17.02.05 | 94: The 'Adolts Are To Blame' Issue |
| 03.03.05 | 95: The 'How Many Times Did I Tell You?' Issue |
| 10.03.05 | 96: The Huggable Issue |
| 17.03.05 | 97: The 1905 Issue |
| 24.03.05 | 98: The 1905 Issue Part Deux |
| 31.03.05 | 99: The 1905 Issue, Party of Three |
| 07.04.05 | 100: The 1905 Party of Four Issue |
| 14.04.05 | 101: The 1905 Issue, Party of... I forget... |
| 28.04.05 | 102: The Short Thoughts on Cartooning Issue |
| 05.05.05 | 103: The Imaginary Album Issue |
| 12.05.05 | 104: The 'I Don't Want To, I Don't Have To, You Can't Make Me' Issue |
| 26.05.05 | 105: The 'Kevin's Has Really Good Lasagna' Issue |
| 02.06.05 | 106: The 'Waiter, there's a Churl in my soup!' Issue |
| 09.06.05 | 107: The 'Leda and the Swansea Flasher' Issue |
| 07.07.05 | 108: The '16, 33, 45, 78' Issue |
| 04.08.05 | 109: The 'Reasons' or 'Excuses' Issue |
| 15.09.05 | 110: The 'Disaster' Issue |
| 29.09.05 | 111: The 'Nervous' Issue |
| 27.10.05 | 112: The 'If I'd Known They Were Mistakes, I'd Have Made Them More Often' Issue' Issue |
| 10.11.05 | 113: The 'The Old Job Is Dead, Long Live The New Job' Issue' Issue |
| 24.11.05 | 114: The 'Too White' Issue |
| 08.12.05 | 115: The ASPIE Issue, Part Twa |
| 22.12.05 | 116: The Book Review Issue |
| 12.01.06 | 117: The Polish Pickle Issue |
| 26.01.06 | 118: The Unnecessary Story Issue Part One |
| 06.02.06 | 119: The Unnecessary Story Issue Part Two |
| 23.02.06 | 120: The Sad Truth Issue |
| 09.03.06 | 121: The Ignorance Issue |
| 23.03.06 | 122: The Unexplained (UNTIL NOW!) Mystery Issue |
| 06.04.06 | 123: The Literary Fraud Issue |
| 20.04.06 | 124: The 'Don't Play With Your Food!' Issue |
| 04.05.06 | 125: The Smoking Issue |
| 18.05.06 | 126: The Guild of Immortal Maintenance People Issue |
| 01.06.06 | 127: The Obscenity and Homelessness Issue |
| 15.06.06 | 128: The Genital Mutilation Issue |
| 29.06.06 | 129: The White Clay On Black Mary Janes Issue |
| 13.07.06 | 130: The Delightful Issue |
| 27.07.06 | 131: The 'The Sixties Are Dead, Long Live the Sixty-somethings!' Issue |
| 07.09.06 | 132: The Smoking Issue 2 |
| 21.09.06 | 133: The Limited Edition Issue |
| 05.10.06 | 134: The Needle in a Carpet Issue |
| 19.10.06 | 135: The 'Law' 'Enforcement' Issue |
| 16.11.06 | 136: The Lack of Curiosity Issue |
| 30.11.06 | 137: The Crushed Velvet Issue |
| 07.12.06 | 138: The 7th Birthday of The Post Issue |
| 21.12.06 | 139: The Christmas Issue |
| 25.01.07 | 140: The Flicks Issue |
| 08.02.07 | 141: The Novella Issue |
| 22.02.07 | 142: The Jimi Hendrix Issue |
| 08.03.07 | 143: The Blank Issue |
| 22.03.07 | 144: The Robots and Illiteracy Issue |
| 19.04.07 | 145: The Once Upon a Time in the West Issue |
| 03.05.07 | 146: The 'Nudity in the Classroom' Issue |
| 14.06.07 | 147: The Royal Taster Issue |
| 12.07.07 | 148: The Star Wars Issue |
| 26.07.07 | 149: The Portable Issue |
| 09.08.07 | 150: The No. 4, Mk I Issue |
| 06.09.07 | 151: The 'Where there's a will, there's an opportunity' Issue |
| 04.10.07 | 152: The 'Oh, no, he's got an AK-47! We're all gonna die! Issue |
| 01.11.07 | 153: The 'The 7 year-old in Church' Issue |
| 15.11.07 | 154: The 'The Depressing' Issue |
| 06.12.07 | 155: The 'The Motivational Writer' Issue |
| 06.12.07 | 156: The 'The 8-year-old' Issue |
| 17.01.08 | 157: The 'The Filthy New Year' Issue |
| 31.01.08 | 158: The 'Why Are You Looking At Me Like That?' Issue |
| 14.02.08 | 159: The 'Throw away your TV' Issue |
| 27.03.08 | 160: The 'Brain Dump' Issue |
| 10.04.08 | 161: The 'Condescending Precipitation' Issue |
| 24.04.08 | 162: The 'Why are you wasting Paper?' Issue |
| 22.05.08 | 163: The 'Behaviour' Issue |
| 03.07.08 | 164: The 'artistic author' Issue |
| 11.09.08 | 165: The 'lost' Issue |
| 25.09.08 | 166: The 'Inquisition' Issue |
| 23.10.08 | 167: The 'Hangover' Issue |
| 20.11.08 | 168: The 'Clever Stupid People' Issue |
| 04.12.08 | 169: The 'Potery' Issue |
| 18.12.08 | 170: The 'Christmas' Issue |
| 8.01.09 | 171: The 'Bad Novel' Issue |
| 5.02.09 | 172: The 'Silent Cinema' Issue |
| 19.02.09 | 173: The 'Overalls' Issue |
| 05.03.09 | 174: The 'Christians and Social Darwinism' Issue |
| 02.04.09 | 175: The 'Enemy' Issue |
| 16.04.09 | 176: The 'Cling Spreaning' Issue |
| 30.04.09 | 177: The 'Girl's Mustache' Issue |
| 14.05.09 | 178: The 'Imaginary' Issue |
| 28.05.09 | 179: The 'I've never seen anything like it' Issue |
| 25.06.09 | 180: The 'Industible Irrevolution' Issue |
| 23.07.09 | 181: The 'Haunted War' Issue |
| 17.09.09 | 182: The 'Emotional Attachment to a Book' Issue |
| 05.10.09 | 183: The 'Anti-authority Authority' Issue |
| 26.10.09 | 184: The 'Boy Named Sue' Issue |
| 09.11.09 | 185: The 'Lonely Piano' Issue |
| 16.11.09 | 186: The 'So what else is new?' Issue |
| 21.12.09 | 187: The 'Who Do I Think I Am?' Issue |
| 08.02.10 | 188: The 'New Puppy' Issue |
| 08.03.10 | 189: The 'Just Be Yourself' Issue |
| 19.04.10 | 190: The 'Waterloo' Issue |
| 17.05.10 | 191: The 'Only Planet' Issue |
| 12.07.10 | 192: The 'What Fare is Fair' Issue |
| 15.11.10 | 193: The 'Silly' Issue |
